Showing posts with label The Mall of Cthulhu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Mall of Cthulhu. Show all posts

Wednesday, 23 June 2010

Dead Dog Blues

You all remember The Mall of Cthulhu, right?

You should. I reviewed it here on The Speculative Scotsman back in February, calling it "a great, break-neck read, with a tight-knit cast of appealing, charismatic characters and a narrative packed full of whimsy and darkly fantastic wonders. Equal parts comedy, horror and action as madness and mythos intertwine, Seamus Cooper has created in The Mall of Cthulhu a book that's hard to beat in terms of its sheer energy and exuberance," and those are words I stand by. Click on through to read the rest of 'em.

I was new to the game in February, I suppose - hardly a grizzled old veteran these days though, am I? - so when I logged into Twitter to pimp the write-up up a bit, as is my way, I was pleasantly surprised to hear from Seamus himself; or rather Brendan Halpin, who writes as Seamus Cooper (presumably because his agent didn't think "Brendan" conjured quite enough of the Irish charm). We chatted for a bit, I bugged him about a sequel to The Mall of Cthulhu, and a few months later, I got the whole sordid story.

As a matter of fact, you might have heard it by now. Brendan posted it over on his own blog, Food Court of Fear, and though I would stress you hop on over and read his entire account of the problems he - and others - have had with his publisher, Night Shade Books, I'm going to repost a little of it here for convenience's sake:


"Night Shade has stolen the eBook rights to The Mall of Cthulhu. They do not own them and are offering an electronic edition for sale through webscription.net, which is affiliated with Baen Books, a real publisher who should know better. Nine months ago, Night Shade made a verbal offer to pay me a small sum for the rights. I agreed. They've never paid me. They claimed their unauthorized edition was an oversight, and that was somewhat credible at the time. Nine months later, it's clear that this is not an oversight. It's a theft of my intellectual property."

And:


"I was due a royalty statement from Night Shade Books on March 1. Some time in April, they sent an inaccurate royalty statement. It listed a smaller advance and a higher cover price than was accurate. My agent told them they had made errors in my favor, and they agreed to send a corrected statement. We're now staring down June, and I have no idea how many copies The Mall of Cthulhu has sold or if I'm owed any money. I would not be owed anything other than the revenue from the stolen eBook rights if the sales figures on the first royalty statement were accurate. But since none of the other numbers on that statement were accurate, I don't have any reason to trust the sales numbers.

"I was paid my advance for this book, but I have no confidence that I'll ever know if I'm owed more money. If I were to be owed money, I have no confidence that I'll ever be paid. Night Shade's business model appears to be disappearing for months at a time, offering elaborate apologies, and then disappearing again."

Not a side of a respected genre publisher you expect to see aired in public, is it? If true - and I've no reason to doubt Brendan's story here, and every reason to believe his complaints about their patented disappearing act - I don't understand why this scandal hasn't lit the blogosphere on fire. This is grounds for legal action. By all rights, his case should have its day in court...

Except that court is expensive, isn't it? And The Mall of Cthulhu is small potatoes in the grander scheme of things. Were Brendan to go to court, it'd be him against the corporation, Erin Brockovich all over again, and further, were he to win, whatever small sum he'd be awarded would be diminished into insignificance by the amount it'd have cost him to win the money that we are to understand is rightfully his.

Frankly, it sounds like Night Shade are banking on that fact. They might not be rolling it in - they're a small press after all, however (formerly) respected - but they can afford, I'm sure, to pay whatever pittance Brendan is due for the stolen electronic right of The Mall of Cthulhu eBook. Except that they've gotten away with it for this long, haven't they? The mindset has to be, well... why suddenly wear the honest trousers now?

Personally, I'm outraged. If I had the means, the reach, I'd organise some sort of campaign, take signatures and march to Night Shade's offices demanding that they give Brendan his rightful, lawful due. As is, I'm blogging about it, and asking that any of those amongst you who feel similarly miffed by this publisher's at best dismissive treatment of a fine and upstanding young author get in touch with Night Shade Books to express your dismay. The hope being that if enough of us email "info [at] nightshadebooks [dot] com" to voice our concerns about their integrity, they might see reason.

Here's bloody hoping.

In the interim, it's not all bad news. Having all but given up the ghost on Night Shade - and who could blame him? - Brendan has started to parcel out The Mall of Cthulhu sequel free of charge on his website. It's called Dog Walk of the Dead, and it's every bit as madcap and entertaining as its predecessor. Go here to download it, and readers: spare a dime, why don't you. There's a PayPal button right there on the blog post. You don't have to give much, nor indeed anything at all, but consider how it would be to finally have your manuscript published only to find its publishers behaving as Night Shade have towards Brendan, and please, give the dog a bone here. What are you going to do with that dollar in your PayPal account anyway? Pay for some postage on a bit of tack from eBay?

So there. You have your homework. It'll cost you a few pennies and the time it takes to draft an email, but you'll make a good man's day - Brendan's, not mine (though you'll have my gratitude too) - and not only that, you'll get the first part of book that I'm sure anyone who's read The Mall of Cthulhu would agree deserves a chance.

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

Book Review: The Mall of Cthulhu by Seamus Cooper


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"A decade ago, college student Laura Harker was saved from a fate worse than death at the hands (and fangs) of a centuries-old vampire priestess and her Satanic minions. Her rescuer, an awkward, geeky folklore student named Teddy, single-handedly slew the undead occupants of the Omega Alpha sorority house, spurred into heroic action by fate itself, inexorably intertwining his and Laura's destinies. After navigating her way through law school, Laura is now a junior FBI agent assigned to the Bureau's Boston office.

"Unfortunately, she finds her job involves more paperwork than adventure. When Ted stumbles onto a group of Cthulhu cultists planning to awaken the Old Ones through mystic incantations culled from the fabled Necronomicon, he and Laura must spring into action, traveling from Boston to the seemingly-peaceful suburbs of Providence and beyond, all the way to the sanity-shattering non-Euclidian alleyways and towers of dread R'lyeh itself, in order to prevent an innocent shopping center from turning into... the Mall of Cthulhu!"

***

Ted and Laura have had an unlikely life. Having narrowly survived an onslaught of hot college vampires, they've clung desperately to one another during the decade that passes between the off-the-wall prologue of The Mall of Cthulhu and the first chapter proper. They're not an item, much as Ted would like them to be - Laura's particular sexual proclivities have seen to that - but bound together as the only living witnesses to the unspeakable horror of that fateful night in the Omega Alpha sorority house, they've come to rely on one another. When ten years later we pick up on them, they're both young adults in thankless employment: one slings the perfect latte for an interminable chain of coffee houses and the other trolls through ATM footage in search of an as-good-as invisible criminal. But at least they've seen their fare share of the supernatural.

So when Ted comes across a Lovecraftian cult planning to subjugate humanity under the many-tentacled horror of a rebirthed Cthulhu, he thinks to himself, could lightning have really struck him twice? Well, it has. He and Laura will soon be doing their utmost to put an end to the dastardly cult's designs before they seize the chance to realise them in a non-descript mall somewhere in Providence.

I'll admit, I had my reservations about The Mall of Cthulhu. As I said in the sophomore edition of The BoSS, "I do enjoy a bit of clever wordplay from time to time, but to structure an entire novel around a Lovecraftian pun seems a bit much." Thankfully, my worries have proven groundless, and I certainly won't be docking any points from what I gather must be Seamus Cooper's first novel for its somewhat dubious title. From the moment it gets going, which is to say immediately, The Mall of Cthulhu is fun, frivolous and outright freaky. I've never laughed so hard at mythos fiction as I did during the hours I devoted to reading this.

The plot is clearly a bit of nonsense; hardcore, humourless Lovecraft fans coming for their fix will, I fear, be disappointed. Luckily, I'm just about as familiar with that author as Laura, who after doing a little reading observes that "Lovecraft was apparently some sort of horror writer from the twenties who wrote a lot about gigantic octopus-headed creatures from other dimensions that he called 'The Old Ones' and their nameless horrible horror, and bad geometry. Or something like that." It's precisely the sort of wit embodied in that passage that makes The Mall of Cthulhu such an unadulterated pleasure.

In any case, there's enough genuine intrigue from the get-go to keep readers turning pages until they come to know, and inevitably love, the double-act at the heart of The Mall of Cthulhu. Putting to one side all the wacky supernatural goings-on, Ted and Laura are such utterly human characters, each as flawed as the other and foundering in lives they hadn't imagined they'd live, that they appeal effortlessly; the pair have such an honest, down to earth rapport, such genuine feeling for one another that it's hard not to buy into their dire derring-do.

Cooper communicates it all with lively dialogue and some genuinely electric exposition. Hiding in a dumpster from the cult, Ted "thought about opening the laptop and playing some Minesweeper or something, but then he remembered he was hiding from very bad people who told him they'd had him begging for death - correction, for the sweet mercy of death, and he thought maybe being bored might not be so bad."

The Mall of Cthulhu can be verbose on occasion, certainly, and the finale is perhaps a little anti-climactic, but by and large, Cooper's first novel is a great, break-neck read, with a tight-knit cast of appealing, charismatic characters and a narrative packed full of whimsy and darkly fantastic wonders. Equal parts comedy, horror and action as madness and mythos intertwine, Seamus Cooper has created in The Mall of Cthulhu a book that's hard to beat in terms of its sheer energy and exuberance.

***

The Mall of Cthulhu
by Seamus Cooper
October 2009, Night Shade

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in the UK / in the US]

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