Monday, 22 August 2011

Book Review | Regicide by Nicholas Royle

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Carl meets Annie Risk and falls for her.

Hurt by a recent relationship, she resists becoming involved. A chance find offers distraction: Carl stumbles across part of a map to an unknown town. He becomes convinced it represents the city of his dreams, where ice skaters turn quintuple loops and trumpeters hit impossibly high notes.... where Annie Risk will agree to see him again.

But if he ever finds himself in the streets on his map, will they turn out to be the land of his dreams or the world of his worst nightmares?

British Fantasy Award winner Nicholas Royle has written a powerful story set in a nightmarish otherworld of fathers and sons, hopes and dreams, love and death. 

***

Regicide is either a long novella or a short novel written twenty years ago by the winner of not one but two World Fantasy Awards. Odd, then, that we're only seeing it now.

I should think Nicholas Royle needs no introduction, but indulge me a moment, for he is a man of many and various talents -- few of which I knew about myself before researching him for the nefarious purposes of this review. In no particular order, then, Royle is: a literary critic for The Independent, the editor of at least a dozen anthologies, and a lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University. He is too the mind behind the small press publisher Nightjar (christened thus in honour of the corpse fowl), and the author, finally, of more than one hundred short stories and some six - I think - full-fledged novels.

Royle seems, in short, a one-man powerhouse of creative energy, and so, knowing only some of his untold achievements, I came to Regicide with certain expectations. Had I come with none... well, who can say what would have happened? I imagine I may have been staggered rather than half-fulfilled, as I am. 

Regicide is a short, sharp shock of a tale about a man who loves maps. A man who loves music too, so for the love of it, and to make ends meet during the lean years of his life, Carl runs a record shop in London, buying and selling vinyl as time ticks ever on. That he has recently begun a sideline in selling books as well is pretty much the most remarkable thing that's happened to Carl in recent memory.

Which isn't to say Carl is at all unhappy. He's got his health, a few good friends, a job he enjoys, and hobbies enough to obscure what occasional absences there are in his life. As he muses, "The shop was doing OK. Surviving. It was like my life at the time. Everything was just sort of going along. Nothing major, good or bad. I felt like an engine that was idling, just waiting for someone or something to kick me into gear." (p.23)

Annie Risk is that someone; a crumpled fragment of a map is that something. Annie he meets and promptly falls for while out on the town with his pal Jaz, and though she rebuffs Carl's initial advances, our man - sensing the first threads of a connection between them - is undeterred. The map, meanwhile, "frayed at the edges and scored with deep folds" (p.34) - a black and white guide to a strange city that does not seem to exist, strictly speaking, except perhaps on this stray page - the map comes later.

You will not, I assure you, miss its advent.

Carl is a terrific character, of a sort not often seen in literature, whether speculative or otherwise: a man - not a boy - mostly contented with his lot in life, though it is admittedly little. He seems an affable, unassuming city mouse, immediately endearing to the reader; unless nice guys offend you somehow, you will find rooting for Carl from the get-go a natural act. You want this fellow to live happily ever after, perhaps even with Annie, though the odds soon seem stacked against him, and them.

As to those odds... well, that's where the map comes in. Before long, Carl is drawn into a city the very existence of which he had begun to question, where he finds, to his horror and ours, a totalitarian state single-mindedly set on uprooting all the rebels in any sense responsible for the killing of the King. Who this King is, exactly, and how Carl could possibly have killed him, is the central mystery of Regicide

Though it wouldn't do to forget the hellhounds...

For such a short novel, Regicide has a great many things going for it. There's Carl of course, but also the near-nostalgic trimmings of the early 90s: count cassette tapes, payphones, and of course, everyone smokes. Taken together with the imagery Royle summons up, of impossible ice skaters and man's-best-friend-turned-our-worst-enemy, Regicide comes across an effortlessly atmospheric piece; a sort of morbid, middle-aged Coraline with echoes of 1984, or a bastard Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, but as Carl falls further and further still down the rabbit hole, and reality mutates awfully around him, Royle's novel seems at odds with itself. In particular some truly depraved events in the last act sit uneasily with the gentleness of the narrative beforehand, and though there's something to be said for injecting abject horror into everyday events, I do not know that Regicide quite pulls it off. The city - and much of what happens within its intolerable borders - feels a bit of cheat; a dark turn unearned, and moreover undeserved... phantasmagorical horror for its own sake when a very real emotional resonance rings out in the middle distance.

Nonetheless, Regicide is much more than a mere curiosity. If at times it is inexpert - and it is, at times - take heart in the fact that Royle on an off-day is more a master than many of the authors that stand as champions of the genre. A kingkiller chronicle of a whole other order than the one on the tip of your tongue, Regicide may be but a minor work from a major talent, yet it is easy, all the same, to recommend.

***

Regicide
by Nicholas Royle

UK and US Publication: August 2011, Solaris

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Sunday, 21 August 2011

Books Received | The BoSS for 21/08/11

In The BoSS this week: creepy comedy... skinned knees and science fiction... vampires do Russia -- fingers crossed the third time's the charm... there's some obligatory burbling about Bioshock, because I get 5% every time I mention it.. and Dan 'divisive' Simmons strikes again!

Now let us do this thing.

***

Flashback
by Dan Simmons

Vital Statistics
Published in the UK
on 07/07/11
by Quercus

Review Priority
5 (A Sure Thing)


The Blurb: America, 2036: a wasteland in economic ruin. Terrorism and ultra-violence plague a once powerful society, whose only escape is to numb itself on flashback - a euphoric yet cripplingly addictive drug that allows its users to re-visit their happier, past experiences. 

Ex-cop Nick Bottom is about to receive a proposition. Flashback dependency has taken his badge, his reputation, and the love of his son. All he has left are the flash-induced memories of his beloved wife, Dara, taken from him in a tragic car accident. 

Now powerful magnate Hiroshi Nakamura needs Bottom's services, and, in particular, his memories. As head of the original investigation into the murder of Nakamura's son - an unsolved and seemingly impossible mystery - Bottom's flashbacks now, six years later, hold the key to solving what was the toughest case of his career. 

But as Nick delves deeper, the harder it becomes to trust those around him. And when he uncovers a connection to Dara's death, it is not only Hiroshi Nakamura who wants answers.

My Thoughts: Dan Simmons!


I am a Dan Simmons fan. Unashamedly -- though going by the early reaction to Flashback on Amazon there are at least two people who've made a hobby of systematically bashing the old soul. Well, the hell with 'em. I loved The Terror, kind of dug Drood, and that's not even to speak of any of Simmons' awesome genre books from way back when. I missed Black Hills though; no idea how that happened. Must have been busy, mustn't I? :P


Anyway, Flashback sounds like pure action sf - Richard Morgan-esque even - so absolutely the stuff of a review on The Speculative Scotsman. Thus, there will be one.


666 Charing Cross Road
by Paul Magrs

Vital Statistics
Published in the UK
on 27/10/11
by Headline Review

Review Priority
4 (Pretty Bloody Likely)

The Blurb: From olde London Town to the juicy heart of the Big Apple, something is waiting to bite...

In a Manhattan gallery, a strange, undead woman, who's been lost for centuries, is found in a basement and becomes the centrepiece of Shelley's new museum show. Nicknamed Bessie, the Scottish Bride, she becomes an overnight celebrity as Christmas approaches. 
 
From the dusty vaults beneath the famed bookshops in Charing Cross Road, Shelley's bibliophile aunt Liza receives crumbling volumes by post, while her friend Jack prefers brand-new books and his brand-new lover. When a small leather-bound book of spells arrives, Liza finds it repellent. But its arcane magic brings Bessie to life, and enthrals Shelley's posh boyfriend Daniel - literally. It contains the quintessence of evil in the form of a dark bloodstain marking several pages: vampire blood.


As Daniel's power grows, everyone's lives are infected. Soon the vicious vampire infestation rife in NYC threatens to spread to London - and only the Scottish Bride and her new friends can stop it.

My Thoughts: Hmm. Now here's an author I've heard a bunch about - dude seems to have a lot of fans around and about the genre blogosphere, at least - and never yet read... surprise surprise.

Well, I can certainly do something about that; with such a long time between now and the release of 666 Charing Cross Road, just in time for All Hallow's in fact - though I'm sure it'll have come and gone in the blink of an eye, as ever - I expect my curiosity about Mr. Magrs will finally get the better of me this year.

But I wonder... am I entirely off-base, expecting something vaguely Neil Gaiman-y?


The Third Section
by Jasper Kent
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Published in the UK
on 18/08/11
by Bantam Press

Review Priority
3 (We'll See)

The Blurb: Russia, 1855.

After forty years of peace in Europe, war rages. In the Crimea, the city of Sevastopol is besieged. In the north, Saint Petersburg is blockaded. But in Moscow there is one who needs only to sit and wait – wait for the death of an aging tsar, and for the curse upon his blood to be passed to a new generation.

As their country grows weaker, a man and a woman - unaware of the hidden ties that bind them - must come to terms with their shared legacy. In Moscow, Tamara Valentinovna Komarova uncovers a brutal murder and discovers that it not the first in a sequence of similar crimes, merely the latest, carried out by a killer who has stalked the city since 1812.

And in Sevastopol, Dmitry Alekseevich Danilov faces not only the guns of the combined armies of Britain and France, but must also make a stand against creatures that his father had thought buried beneath the earth, thirty years before..

My Thoughts: You know, I enjoyed Twelve and Thirteen Years Later alright - my reviews are here and here, respectively - but I didn't really love either novel. I kept getting the sense that the best of this series was yet to come; that it was constantly building and climbing and rising but never really going anywhere I cared to accompany it. And alas, Ser Robert Thompson of Fantasy Book Critic found The Third Section to be the weakest of the three books of Jasper Kent's projected quintet so far.


I'll probably still give it a look, though, when I've a little more time on my hands. I mean, I've come this far, haven't I?


Which raises an interesting question: how far does such inertia tend to carry you all?

Me, if I start something, I'll very likely finish it, even if I'm not enjoying it one whit. It's a rare occasion to catch me giving up the ghost on anything. Much though I often wish it were otherwise...


By Light Alone
by Adam Roberts


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Published in the UK
on 18/08/11
by Gollancz

Review Priority
4 (Pretty Bloody Likely)

The Blurb: In a world where we have been genetically engineered so that we can photosynthesise sunlight with our hair hunger is a thing of the past, food an indulgence. The poor grow their hair, the rich affect baldness and flaunt their wealth by still eating. But other hungers remain...

The young daughter of an affluent New York family is kidnapped. The ransom demands are refused. Years later a young women arrives at the family home claiming to be their long lost daughter. She has changed so much, she has lived on light, can anyone be sure that she has come home?

Adam Roberts' new novel is yet another amazing melding of startling ideas and beautiful prose. Set in a New York of the future it nevertheless has echoes of a Fitzgeraldesque affluence and art-deco style. It charts his further progress as one of the most important writers of his generation.

My Thoughts: The first thing that drew me to By Light Alone - beyond the name on the front cover, and that's as much as it would have taken otherwise - was that cover art. Beautiful, no? I saw it last year, immediately thought of the propaganda posters from Bioshock, and from then on in, I was in.


Reading over the synopsis now... if anything my enthusiasm for By Light Alone has been redoubled. Sounds a quieter, simpler affair than my time with New Model Army had led me to expect -- so that's nice. Then again, with Adam Roberts, as per my rather limited experience of his work, you never really know...


Germline
by T. C. McCarthy

Vital Statistics
Published in the UK
on 04/08/11
by Orbit

Review Priority
3 (We'll See)

The Blurb: A hundred years from now, Russia and the USA are at odds again. This time, the cold war has gone hot. Heavily armoured soldiers battle genetically engineered troops hundreds of meters below the icy, mineral rich mountains of Kazakhstan. War is Oscar Wendell's ticket to greatness. A reporter for the Stars and Stripes, he has the only one way ticket to the front lines. The front smells of blood and fire and death - it smells like a Pulitzer. But Kaz changes people and the chaos of war feels a bit too much like home. Hooked on a dangerous cocktail of drugs and adrenaline, Oscar starts down a dark road that he won't be able to turn back from.

My Thoughts: Now that sounds alright - you know, not necessarily all that, but alright - but I've heard next to nothing about Germline, and I'll be honest... that's bit of a silly name for a science fiction novel, isn't it?

But what do I know? Hell, maybe Germline is something far edgier than an ever-so-slight misspelling of the stuff my mum used to make me rub on my shins after a day's courageous adventuring on my wee BMX. In fact, I'd go so far as to say it probably is. So, uh... fingers crossed.

***

On which note, the show's over for this week, folks -- sorry!

But don't anybody fret terribly. In fact, there might even be reason for you BoSS die-hards to celebrate, because next weekend I'm thinking we'll have to do an edition a day to get ahead of all these lovely books and proofs.

Meantime, who's been reading what?

I do want to know, you know. I get that I ask every week, pretty much, but I really, truly do. Every week, pretty much! :)

Saturday, 20 August 2011

The Scotsman Abroad | Hubbed

You'd think between the blog and my work for Strange Horizons and The Zone and Starburst Magazine I'd have more than enough on my plate.

Well, it's true: I do. But it's long been said my eyes are bigger than my belly - though I admit my belly is not so small as once it was - so when the opportunity to contribute to Hub Magazine came up, goddamnit it all, I made space!

Hub, in case you haven't heard of it, has been up and running since the year of our lord 2006, and though it began a print publication, its head honchos soon figured out where the party was at - here on the internet, of course - and they've been releasing the magazine in PDF and EPUB format on a weekly-ish basis ever since. At last count, something like 10000 readers were subscribed to the mailshot; and the last count was way back when. The numbers can only have grown since.


I'd really recommend you do. My first review for Hub Magazine - of The Cypress House by Michael Koryta - actually went up a while ago, and I've been woefully remiss not to point you in its direction sooner.

In short: anyone looking for a good creepy book to take on holiday or to the beach one lovely sunny day, ye need look no further. The Cypress House makes for superb Summer reading. And technically speaking Summer's not over yet!


But what better impetus to get you all good and linked up to Hub than the publication of my second submission? That is to say, my review of The Thing on the Shore, by Tom Fletcher, whose first novel The Leaping you might recall I really rather adored when I read it right around this time last year.

Unfortunately, I fear Fletcher's sophomore effort takes the rambling about Mario Kart a lap of Rainbow Road too far. Read more in the hundred forty-first issue of the mag... if you dare. :)

Anyway. That's two for the price of one! Now, pop on over to Hub, if you please, and here's hoping you enjoy reading these reviews - not to mention the stellar original fiction and other criticism you'll find in each and every issue of the zine - as much as I enjoyed writing them.

Hell, you take even half as much pleasure as I did putting together these spooky reviews and we'll call it square, alright?

Wednesday, 17 August 2011

Book Review | Cowboys and Aliens by Joan D. Vinge

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1875, New Mexico Territory.

A stranger with no memory of his past stumbles into the hard desert town of Absolution. The only hint to his history is a mysterious shackle that encircles one wrist. What he discovers is that the people of Absolution don't welcome strangers, and nobody makes a move on its streets unless ordered to do so by the iron-fisted Colonel Dolarhyde. It's a town that lives in fear.

But Absolution is about to experience fear it can scarcely comprehend as the desolate city is attacked by marauders from the sky. Screaming down with breath-taking velocity and blinding lights to abduct the helpless one by one, these monsters challenge everything the residents have ever known.

Now, the stranger they rejected is their only hope for salvation. As this gunslinger slowly starts to remember who he is and where he's been, he realizes he holds a secret that could give the town a fighting chance against the alien force. With the help of the elusive traveller Ella, he pulls together a posse comprised of former opponents - townsfolk, Dolarhyde and his boys, outlaws and Apache warriors - all in danger of annihilation. United against a common enemy, they will prepare for an epic showdown for survival.

***

I don't tend to read terribly many novelisations.

In my admittedly limited experience, those novelisations I have read have been tolerable at best, and at worst... well, there's no need to be rude. But something about Joan D. Vinge's adaptation of the script for Cowboys & Aliens - originally written by far too many people to list here, but numbering among them Fringe show-runners Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman, as well as Damon Lindelof of Lost fame - something about the Cowboys & Aliens novelisation spoke to me of promise. Vinge, after all, though absent the genre and in fact the fiction industry entire since Tangled Up In Blue came out in the year 2000, because of an horrific accident, is a Hugo award-winning novelist, and fondly remembered by many for The Snow Queen, her take on the Hans Christian Andersen fairy-tale which took the trophy home twenty years before the new millennium.

Passing strange, then, that Vinge would opt to tie her return to an adaptation of a speculative Summer blockbuster; passing strange, but only that, thankfully, because though I haven't as yet caught the movie proper, having been with Jake and Ella all the way through to their last hurrah courtesy this very graceful novelisation, it's easy enough to see the attraction of what is in short a rollicking good example of action-oriented sf.

Do I really need to tell you what Cowboys & Aliens is about? Well, no, probably not. But having followed the film's development from the early stages on through its recent release, it still took half of Vinge's novel for the penny to finally drop -- that Cowboys & Aliens isn't just a random pairing of things, a la Snakes on a Plane or some other such silliness, but a play on cowboys and Indians, the children's game... of course!

Cowboys & Aliens stands thus as a neat inversion of the balance of power, a reversal of roles which casts the cowboys are prey rather than predator. As Jake - he isn't a mysterious stranger for long - puts it: "The whole damned United States had nearly killed itself over the right to own someone else's life, back in the War. And now demons were trying to claim this piece of Hell. It made as much sense to him as anything else. Maybe more." (p.173)

Jake is the lone ranger of the piece; a gunslinger wanted dead or alive, but for what? Well he can't rightly recall, and in point of fact we're as in the dark as he, because the book opens on him waking up from some untold trauma on the road to Absolution, whereupon his talents are immediately taken advantage of. Poor Jake can't seem to remember anything other than how to shoot his six-gun -- though he sure can shoot that thing. Which comes in darned handy when - would you credit it? - aliens arrive.

In the Old West.

So it is that he becomes "a running man, fleeing demons... or a wanted man, riding straight toward them." (p.104) And for all that this novelisation seems sometimes beholden to the strictly straightforward structure of the film, as I understand it, to a linear series of set-pieces strung end to end like scalps on a rope, Cowboys & Aliens really is a great read, particularly on those rare occasions when the roaring action subsides for a while, and Vinge can indulge in measured descriptions of the sights and sounds of "this land only an Apache could love." (p.47) She remains, needless to say, an excellent storyteller, squeezing real feeling and meaning out of even the simplest encounters, and offering up such spare but beautiful prose in each and every quiet moment as to leave one lusting after the next lull.

Of course there's a bit of melodrama, here and there, and some inexplicable exposition, and I would've been happier if the narrative's breckneck pace had come part and parcel with a few more moments for the author to work out her wonderful wordsmithing -- but these are really no more than niggles. Cowboys & Aliens by Joan D. Vinge is not then a perfect novel, nor do I expect the film proper to be such a specimen; what it is is easily one of the very best novelisations I've ever read. A very elegant adaptation, in short, marking the return of a talent too long gone from our beloved genre.

***

Cowboys & Aliens
by Joan D. Vinge

UK Publication: August 2011, Tor
US Publication: August 2011, Tor

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Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Press Release Your Luck | Eric Brown Explores Weird Space

This announcement is only minutes old, so let's get to it before it loses that lovely fresh bread smell!

Best-selling author Eric Brown has created a brand new shared world for Abaddon Books: Weird Space.

This thrilling space-opera series will begin in June 2012 with the release of The Devil's Nebula by the best-selling author of Helix, Engineman and The Kings of Eternity.

In the first book in this epic new series, Brown will introduce readers to the human smugglers,  veterans and ne’erdowells who are part of the Expansion – and their uneasy neighbours, the Vetch Empire.

When an evil race threatens not only the Expansion, but the Vetch too - an evil from another dimension which infests humans and Vetch alike and bends individuals to do their hideous bidding, only cooperation between them means the difference between a chance of survival and no chance at all.

Brown has meticulously created a massive shared world of interstellar potential, which other writers will explore with each new book.

With the launch of this new SF epic, Abaddon is adding to its series of shared worlds which already include the post-apocalyptic The Afterblight Chronicles, the new take on Arthurian legend Malory’s Knights of Albion, the World War One soldiers marooned on an alien world in No Man’s World, steampunk adventure in Pax Britannia, the zombie-infested Tomes of the Dead and the fantasy quests of the Twilight of Kerberos.

Says the author of his involvement in this brave new world:

It's great to be part of the team working for Abaddon on the Weird Space project, and it's a fantastic imaginative opportunity to be developing the background and working on the first novel, The Devil's Nebula. The Weird is vast in scope - borrowing on an age-old tradition of everything that's best is space-opera - and will allow the writers to tell exciting, human stories set against an eerie, thrilling, futuristic back-drop. I'm more than a little excited at being part of the team!

So that's quite exciting.

In the past I've tended to steer clear of the shared worlds projects such as this, largely because the idea of a universe with no unifying authorial vision to tie it all together leaves me rather anxious. But for new Eric Brown?

Well, not exactly anything. But most things, totally. :)

Guest Post | Daniel Polansky on The Slums of the Shire

If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

No, really you are! Just bear with me here, folks, and I'll explain why. :P

See, all you need do is swap out the woods aforementioned with a bookstore of your choice, and the surprise - though it was a lovely one for me - with hot-off-the-presses copies of Low Town, or The Straight Razor Cure, which comes out today in the States and on Thursday here in the UK.


Having read and reviewed Daniel Polansky's darkly delicious debut already, here on TSS no less, I would of course steadfastly recommend you do exactly that.

But don't just take it from me... have it from the horse's mouth instead! Here are a few words from Daniel on what Low Town, or The Straight Razor Cure - really whichever title tickles your fancy - is all about:

Occasionally you'll be with a group of people and they'll get to talking about their favorite historical epochs, nostalgic for lives they never led. One person will talk up their childhood love of the Wild West, another reveal a penchant for Victorian England. This last one just has a thing for corsets, but it's better not to call them on it.
When my turn rolls round I take a sip of whatever we're drinking and look at my shoes. “The mid 90's were pretty good,” I say lamely. “Slower internet and everything, but at least we had penicillin.” 
Perhaps it's my being a history buff, but the past sucked. For about a millennium and a half after the fall of the Roman Empire, Europe just seems like a real shit place to reside. Lots of rooting in filth until you die at thirty a half mile from where you born. Nominally the nobles had it better, but still, your fever would have been treated with the application of leaches and your pretty young bride had like a one in two chance of surviving child birth.  
This probably is why I don't understand fantasy—that is to stay that collection of high medieval tropes collected by Tolkien and gleefully reproduced by two generations of descendants. 
Take elves for instance—though perfectly capable of imagining a world where higher intelligence evolved in a species separate from humanity, my powers of make believe fail when positing that the relation between said species would be anything beyond unceasing warfare. Even a cursory glance at human history reveals our collective willingness to commit genocide on fellow homo sapiens—how much quicker would we have been to eradicate a separate species competing for identical resources? If elves existed, our ancestors would have hunted them down to extinction and erected a monument to the accomplishment.  
But I digress.  
Even when nestled comfortably in a quest to kill a dragon or overthrow a dark lord or what have you, strange thoughts plague me. What does the shady side of Gondor look like? How many platinum coins would a dime bag set me back? What is the point of hobbits? They're just short, fat people. People are plenty fat as it is.  
Low Town is sort of my attempt to answer some of those questions (not the last one). It's the story of the Warden, a former intelligence agent and current drug dealer, whose gradual slide into self-destruction is briefly checked by the discovery of a dead body in the neighborhood he runs. An ill-timed bout of conscience rattles the easy cage of venality he's built for himself, and leads him on a collision course with the life he'd left behind. The Warden is a guy trying to survive the next few days, and not particularly squeamish as to what that requires—the sort of person more likely to populate a classic crime novel than to be found stocking the fantasy section of your local Borders (RIP).  
More broadly, Low Town is an attempt to meld the best aspects of noir with a low fantasy setting—a meeting of tastes which I think complement each other nicely. The spare language and fast pace of good noir offers a pleasant counterpoint to the sprawling—one might even say bloated—length of much modern fantasy. On a somewhat broader level, the tendency of fantasy to focus on world shaking events often renders it irrelevant to the average reader, whose life relatively rarely devolves into single combat against vaguely satanic analogs. By contrast, noir is concerned with the individual, with greed and lust, sins all of us can comprehend to some degree. Low Town centers on the conceit that a world with magic wouldn't be altogether different from a world without it. People are still (on the whole) selfish, stupid creatures, focused almost exclusively on the immediate satisfaction of their basic desires, only now some of them can shoot fire out of their hands.   
That's the idea at least. It comes out today (August 16th) in the US and Canada, and on Thursday (August 18th) in the UK and Commonwealth. I hope you check it out and see if I've succeeded, or if I'm just a pretentious clown. Or both.

Thanks to Daniel for that. Lovely bloke. Lovely book, too!

So who's buying a copy?

And by that same token, who isn't, and why ever not?